if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry
Wrote this today, hope you like it! Also, don’t forget to pre-order my new book Lullabies from any major book store. To get a special discount now, purchase online at Amazon,BN.comand The Book Depository. xo Lang
That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….
And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.
Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?
Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place.
And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door
I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage.
i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.
Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit
Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year
These are golden
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day