marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
i love sleeping to avoid problems
I’m scared that I’m not myself in here, and I’m scared that I am.
okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos
tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location
the possibilities are endless
"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"
"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
Couldn’t find my kitten anywhere, then I walked passed the pot plant and saw this
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